Amuseables Asparagus

Amuseables Asparagus

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Amuseables Asparagus

Amuseables Asparagus

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Amuseables Asparagus is currently pursuing the world record for – well, the most world records.

He already holds several impressive titles: Fastest Shoelace Knotter (Vegetable Division), Longest Polite Applause, and Most Consecutive Cups of Tea Made While Wearing Roller Skates...

With boundless enthusiasm and impeccably neat tips, Asparagus keeps a clipboard close and dreams big. He’s convinced that if he just adds one more certificate, he’ll achieve his ultimate title: Most Determined Stalk in History.

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Dimensions:8.7in x 2.8in x 2.8in
Sitting Height:7in
Main Materials:Polyester
Inner Filling:Polyester Fibers, PE Beans
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